Fun Stuff #2

To start .. Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.

More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and . . if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice! Go ahead, look again.

Next, let's play with some words. .What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter).

Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the yellow spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky! The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one. What do you see?

You probably read the word ME in brown, but . . when you look through ME you will see YOU! Do you need to look again?

 

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.

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For The Computer Minded

Installing LOVE.

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PRE-SCHOOL TEST

Pre-school children were asked the following question:

"In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"

Look carefully at the picture.

Do you know the answer?
 

(The only possible answers are "left" or "right.")


Think about it


Still don't know?


Okay, I'll tell you.


The pre-schoolers all answered "right"

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is travelling in the right direction?"

They answered:

"Because you can't see the door."

How  do  you  feel  now  ???
I know, me too, sometimes we miss the most obvious clues.

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A Queensland drover was grazing his herd on the long acre along a remote pasture in outback Queensland when suddenly a brand-new Range Rover emerged from a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Bolle sunglasses  and Yves St Laurent silk tie, leans out the window and asks the drover, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not"?

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Nokia cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Parliamentarian from Canberra" says the drover.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the drover.
 
"You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows .................

Now give me back my dog."

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YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

• I'm the life of the party ... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

• I'm very good at opening childproof caps ... with a hammer.

• I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

• I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

• I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

• I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over ...

• I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not nearly as cute as mine.

• I'm so cared for ... long term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

• I'm not really grouchy, I just don't like: traffic, waiting,
  crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now.

• I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

• I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

• I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

• I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

• I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

• And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes?

• I'm a walking storeroom of facts .... I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Have an Awesome Day